Top 5 Short Funny Quotes

Everybody love fun. People love to do fun and also they love to watch. Funny TV shows, Movies and any thing related to fun getting more popular among the people. Here I am going to share with you the top 5 Short Funny Quotes.

Top 5 Short Funny Quotes: 

1: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ~Lana Turner

 2: I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Rita Rudner 

3: I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.” ~Jarod Kintz 

4: I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. ~Woody Allen.

5: My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. — Rodney Dangerfield.

These are some random Funny Quotes I found on different sites and just make my own picture and share it with you.. I hope you like these Short Funny Quotes.